well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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