So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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