My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We are all done wearing pants today
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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