I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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