He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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