***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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