i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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