it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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