R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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