Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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