You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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