So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need water and some morals
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