why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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