her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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