i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize
