Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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