There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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