rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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