i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
