ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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