what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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