you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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