STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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