Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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