THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Your penis caused this!
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