I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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