Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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