I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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