i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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