I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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