Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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