Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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