butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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