I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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