why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
