thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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