I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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