Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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