How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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