yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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