yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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