Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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