problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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