I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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