It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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