So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she pinky promised me she was 18
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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