# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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