I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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