honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
