I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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